Thursday, February 2, 2012

Butt I thought you love to swim


Austin swims a lot. He swims anywhere from 2 to 8 miles at a time, usually at least 4 days a week. He goes through a good quality swimming suit pretty fast. Today, the lifeguard at our YMCA, stopped Austin before he got out of the pool and told him that he had a hole in his swim suit. He reached back there to feel how big it was and he could fit his whole fist in there! This poor high school girl must have been horrified! You could see...everything! Here is a picture of the hole, but we put a white washcloth underneath so you wouldn't have to be scarred like the little girl at the YMCA. This picture doesn't do the hole justice though, seriously it's HUGE and the pool was totally full while he mooned everyone swimming for an hour. Also the little child watch area and the fitness center and the cycling room and the weight room all look into the pool area, so who knows how many people saw! I can't stop laughing!
Also, last night Austin came home and told me that he twisted his ankle and fell in a parking lot and fell flat on his face, with his whole body, including his chest, on the ground! On top of the that, his keys went flying, 3 feet under someone else's parked car. He's had a rough couple of days! Poor little fella.

4 comments:

  1. I really can't stop laughing! I wonder how long I'll be trying to get rid of this awful mental image you've embedded in my mind! I can't wait to have Justin read this :)

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  2. Does Austin know you posted this?? Ha Ha! If so he's a good sport...I guess how could it get any worse than what happened already right? J/K! What a rough patch of bad...karma? Luck? Ha Ha ha!!

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  3. Hilarious...that poor lifeguard!!!! and poor austin! but funny!

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